My Christmas Revelation
My Dog
The Grinch and Max
I would like to assure readers that I only rarely dress my dog in antlers and have her haul a sleigh, and never for the purposes of stealing Christmas presents from the village below. More importantly, I always wear pants.
Well, that’s a load off of my mind.
After being charged with multiple counts of B&E, Grand Theft, Brigandry, and Sacrilege; a charge of public indecency would just be embarrassing.
That’s a tip for all of your readers. When robbing Cindy Lou Who, wear pants.