Well, This Is Christmassy
It seems that this newly-discovered species of spider constructs larger decoy versions of itself out of bits of leaf and pieces of things it has eaten. Heck, I’ve got a neighbor down the street, a short fellow, who is always strolling around with a large decoy of himself that he shakes and waves around to intimidate people. It works, too – most people give him a wide berth. I’m pretty sure he just uses cow and coyote bones, though, not people bones. Pretty sure. If I’d known how unusual this behavior was, I would have reported it to the scientific journals.