One of the Advantages of Writing Horror Stuff

Say you’re breaking in a new dental hygienist, who isn’t quite as skilled with those horrible metal spikes they like to use to clean teeth as you’d like.  When one writes horror fiction, one can rinse and spit as instructed, and upon seeing the fountain of gore in the little sink, think “I can use this” rather than simply wanting to cry.

~ by smwilliams on September 29, 2011.